People In Glass Houses

2006-12-13T16:23:00.000-08:00

Would you come with me?

The monkey washed the imperfect imbalance, next to the goat headed frankenstein. I tried to reach you but the phone ate my throat, i tried to dance but my feet fell from heights i've never seen.

2006-12-07T19:59:00.000-08:00

THERE'S A MORMON WITH AN EGGSHELL. (SLOWLY CRACKING)

I've learned so much from you.

The Nazi's were in cahoots with satan, mass mind control.

The government accidently ripped a hole in the fabric of reality while trying to make submarines invisible to radar. A submarine dissapeared, when it reappeared the crew had massive brain injuries and burns from the rematerialization.

I've been thinking alot about aliens lately, i'm not sure they've been thinking about me though.

2006-10-30T17:46:00.000-08:00

THIS IS WHERE I LIVE NOW.

WWW.MYSPACE.COM/SLOWHUMANESCAPE
WWW.MYSPACE.COM/GAVIN_SHE

Things are good, things are great. The band is kicking along nicely now. Surlyboy is now an official member and integral too.
We should be recording some tunes before christmas, and playing shows till then.

Over and out.

2006-07-03T00:18:00.000-07:00

obligatosis.

Okay then.

Where do i start this shit?

Well i'm turning 25 soon. *pats back. I really thought i would have achieved more by now. Don't get me wrong i'm a happy little camper and wouldn't change for quids. But shit, a quarter of a century and i still haven't:

*Overthrown a government.
*Started a riot.
*Obtained a healthy amount of followers. (members)
*Learned how to cook anything more than pasta.
*Rode a whale.
*Met Syd Barrett.
*Stormed the pop charts.

Well at least i managed to avoid the urge to pin down a young lady on national t.v and shove my balls in her face. Gimme some credit you punk bitches.

2006-06-05T01:51:00.000-07:00

FUCKING RETARDS.

So you've seen those ad's on the telly with Anna Nicole Smith advertising some sort of diet pill right? Well i'm thinking it's about time we start hunting down these retards who pay washed up C grade stains like this to endorse products. How this fucking retard has managed to forge a career in anything is beyond me.

2006-05-24T18:51:00.000-07:00

34,000,000

34,000,000 miles from the sun ,
You may see five in a lifetime,
You make the choice but you’re not ready,
Oh there’s too many and oh I’m not ready.

2006-05-14T19:12:00.000-07:00

THE ERASER.

THOM YORKE. SOLO ALBUM. JULY 11TH. SEE YOU THEN.

2006-05-11T19:32:00.000-07:00

This is the best thing to happen since anything. The 'Refused are fucking dead DVD' is coming soon................

2006-05-11T17:49:00.000-07:00

I HATE MYSELF AND WANT TO DIE.

1. Procrastination - For i am the king.

2. Addicitive personality - I even became addicted to pancakes at one point although this may have had a little to do with the pot addiction.

3. Unforgiving - I may have judged a few people too harshly in my time........but fuck em'.

4. Overanalyse - I have a tendancy to do this to everything.

5. Judgemental - Umm....yeah i can be a little.

6. Temper, Temper - Tsk...Tsk...

2006-04-23T17:30:00.000-07:00

PATIENCE.

Good morning.

It seems the new Tool album has leaked its way onto the internet, I bet Tool are pissed.
However for once i am not going to spoil the fun of hearing new music before it hits the shops, i downloaded the single but thats it!

I won't download before release date.
I won't download before release date.
I won't download before release date.
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2006-04-17T22:26:00.000-07:00

An exchange.

Today on Triple M they had a vote off between Bob Marley & Green Day, prompting a fellow workmate to ask me "Who is Bob Marley?" after i explained she then told me "I love Daryl Braithwaite".

About an hour later i asked "what is this tuneless shit?" to which she replied "The Veronicas".

2006-04-12T20:29:00.000-07:00

No.

No smoking. This is what i am trying to achieve.
I'm starting to split at the seams a little.
I miss that ciggarette after a meal, and the first of the morning.
But i can keep this up.
I can.

2006-04-11T16:55:00.000-07:00

"Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow"

Ahh the memories.

2006-04-10T02:50:00.000-07:00

Hospitals. (public)

Hello, been a while. You well?

Well children i have been rather slack on the blogging offensive lately, with ze baby and generally just being an unhealthy motherfucker i canny find the time.
I just spent a week in Frankston Public Hospital. Let me sum it up in one word.
Cunt.
I met some crazy characters and ate some even crazier food, watched Dr Phil, wandered the halls, read numerous womens magazines,stared at the sea and reflected on the usefullness of All Bran.

Dorothy (85): What can i say, you spoke in your sleep......i don't know if you were praying for death but you gave me your newspaper on my first night in and for that i am eternally grateful. And my names not Kevin.

Robert (50): Could you snore any louder asshole?

Mark (31): The nurses were scared of you. I think it had something to do with the blown up rubber glove 'Wilson' and his Wife.

Me (24): It was nice to meet you, it's been a while. Welcome back to reality. Please stay.

Apart from these minor hiccups life is as sweet as pie. Although anger is growing towards those who feel the need to tell me the same things over and over and over. Thank you for noticing i've lost weight, i've been throwing up for 2 weeks and watching myself waste away but thank you for throwing that back in my face every 5 minutes. Fuck you very much.

2006-02-12T19:17:00.000-08:00

ALL JOKES ASIDE.
I might post more later about the birth (it was fucking amazing) and the placenta (most interesting thing i have ever seen), but for now i am busy with parental shit. Fuck, i'm old.Our son Leith, born 7th of Feb. Mother and son doing great.

2006-02-12T18:19:00.000-08:00

SARCASM ANYONE?

Seems like some people around here take what i post on the internet seriously.

Don't.

And.......i'm very happy.

I tend to say very offensive things when i'm happy. It's an expression of joy.

And ....uh....so..what have i been upto?

Well i'm at home spending two weeks with my week old son and girlfriend taking time to smell the roses.

Keep blogging, i need it.

Bye now.

2006-02-12T16:47:00.000-08:00

You sad fucks. All of you.

You should be ashamed.