THERE'S A MORMON WITH AN EGGSHELL. (SLOWLY CRACKING)

I've learned so much from you.

The Nazi's were in cahoots with satan, mass mind control.

The government accidently ripped a hole in the fabric of reality while trying to make submarines invisible to radar. A submarine dissapeared, when it reappeared the crew had massive brain injuries and burns from the rematerialization.

I've been thinking alot about aliens lately, i'm not sure they've been thinking about me though.