obligatosis.

Okay then.

Where do i start this shit?

Well i'm turning 25 soon. *pats back. I really thought i would have achieved more by now. Don't get me wrong i'm a happy little camper and wouldn't change for quids. But shit, a quarter of a century and i still haven't:

*Overthrown a government.
*Started a riot.
*Obtained a healthy amount of followers. (members)
*Learned how to cook anything more than pasta.
*Rode a whale.
*Met Syd Barrett.
*Stormed the pop charts.

Well at least i managed to avoid the urge to pin down a young lady on national t.v and shove my balls in her face. Gimme some credit you punk bitches.