Would you come with me?

The monkey washed the imperfect imbalance, next to the goat headed frankenstein. I tried to reach you but the phone ate my throat, i tried to dance but my feet fell from heights i've never seen.

THERE'S A MORMON WITH AN EGGSHELL. (SLOWLY CRACKING)

I've learned so much from you.

The Nazi's were in cahoots with satan, mass mind control.

The government accidently ripped a hole in the fabric of reality while trying to make submarines invisible to radar. A submarine dissapeared, when it reappeared the crew had massive brain injuries and burns from the rematerialization.

I've been thinking alot about aliens lately, i'm not sure they've been thinking about me though.

THIS IS WHERE I LIVE NOW.

WWW.MYSPACE.COM/SLOWHUMANESCAPE
WWW.MYSPACE.COM/GAVIN_SHE

Things are good, things are great. The band is kicking along nicely now. Surlyboy is now an official member and integral too.
We should be recording some tunes before christmas, and playing shows till then.

Over and out.

obligatosis.

Okay then.

Where do i start this shit?

Well i'm turning 25 soon. *pats back. I really thought i would have achieved more by now. Don't get me wrong i'm a happy little camper and wouldn't change for quids. But shit, a quarter of a century and i still haven't:

*Overthrown a government.
*Started a riot.
*Obtained a healthy amount of followers. (members)
*Learned how to cook anything more than pasta.
*Rode a whale.
*Met Syd Barrett.
*Stormed the pop charts.

Well at least i managed to avoid the urge to pin down a young lady on national t.v and shove my balls in her face. Gimme some credit you punk bitches.

FUCKING RETARDS.

So you've seen those ad's on the telly with Anna Nicole Smith advertising some sort of diet pill right? Well i'm thinking it's about time we start hunting down these retards who pay washed up C grade stains like this to endorse products. How this fucking retard has managed to forge a career in anything is beyond me.

34,000,000


34,000,000 miles from the sun ,
You may see five in a lifetime,
You make the choice but you’re not ready,
Oh there’s too many and oh I’m not ready.

THE ERASER.

THOM YORKE. SOLO ALBUM. JULY 11TH. SEE YOU THEN.